Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Connor is homo

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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