How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why can't february march Because april may

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Error 37.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

womens rights.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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