- Anti Joke

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.