person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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which one is easiest

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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