Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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4 hours later.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Weed.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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knock,knock you suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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