I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Your mom went to college

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Anti Joke

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