Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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