A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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there was once a jew

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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