- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A midget walked under a bar.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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