- Anti Joke

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR