- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why can't jokes spit?

sky's sty

Bitch

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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