- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Justin beiber's penis

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Rebecca Black

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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