- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

your skull would make a nice pen holder

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

it's funny because it's funny

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