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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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