- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

My dad

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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