What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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