What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

You're a big fat monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

10inch nice

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Matthew Baker

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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