don't read this

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -11

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Girls soccer

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

You know what's natural? Bears.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

One time I walked into a fat kid..

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down -13

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Ring Ring Hello? Click

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops