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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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