- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

your mom is so fat.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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