Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

knock knock!? . . No.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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