- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

I will create more jobs for americans

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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