what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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