How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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