Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Anti Joke

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