A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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