Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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F? No k

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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