What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

XD Jackass.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

thumb_up thumb_down -8

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops