- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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