I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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I have an erection My mom!

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Donald Trump.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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