- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Roses are red, yup.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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