- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

The Holocaust

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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