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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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