Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Feminism.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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