roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

A woman wears a dress.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Anti Joke

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