- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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