Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

A seal walks into a club.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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