A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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don't just stand there

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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eh

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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