Where is the center of the universe? There is no center of the universe! According to the standard theories of cosmology, the universe started with a "Big Bang" about 14 thousand million years ago and has been expanding ever since. Yet there is no center to the expansion; it is the same everywhere. The Big Bang should not be visualised as an ordinary explosion. The universe is not expanding out from a center into space; rather, the whole universe is expanding and it is doing so equally at all places, as far as we can tell. In 1929 Edwin Hubble announced that he had measured the speed of galaxies at different distances from us, and had discovered that the farther they were, the faster they were receding. This might suggest that we are at the center of the expanding universe, but in fact if the universe is expanding uniformly according to Hubble's law, then it will appear to do so from any vantage point. If we see a galaxy B receding from us at 10,000 km/s, an alien in galaxy B will see our galaxy A receding from it at 10,000 km/s in the opposite direction. Another galaxy C twice as far away in the same direction as B will be seen by us as receding at 20,000 km/s. The alien will see it receding at 10,000 km/s:

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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y u no like me joke?

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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