What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Justin beiber's penis

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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penis

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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