- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

"Knock knock." "Come in."

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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