What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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heat!

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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