im @ work, LOL.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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