- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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