Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Lindsay Lohan

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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