- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Who invented apple? God

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

This is funny.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Im batman...suck it losers

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