- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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