why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Maths.

Black people stink of shite!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Neil Lewis

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