- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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