What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

thumb_up thumb_down -1

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops