- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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