- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Latvia isn't a joke

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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