- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Hail Hitler

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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