What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

what do fish smoke? sea weed

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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