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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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