Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Roses are flowers.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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