what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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tommy is retared

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Julian Ha.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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