- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

AIDS.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

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