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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Dusters blow stuff.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Wolfjob.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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