"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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poop

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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