What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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