I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Pianos.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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