What's black and fast? A treadmill.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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