Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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