Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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good looking women

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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