why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Ben Corbishley

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Anti Joke

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