knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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im telling maguire

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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