a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Adam Chebali has no life

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

ur an fagit

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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