Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Tommy got neutered.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Yo Mama just died.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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