how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

j.p. is dumb

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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