- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

guess what what that wasnt it

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Where's my tractor?

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

j.p. is dumb

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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