- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

I LIKE TRAINS

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Water? I hardly know her.

why am I writing this...im bored

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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