How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

I hate blackniggers

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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