- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

bangers and mash?

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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