Who wants water? I do.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Obama walks into a hospital....

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Anti-jokes are funny.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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