Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

How's the weather? Good.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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