Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Women's rights

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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