- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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