Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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