These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

Vicky is my best friend.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

whats 2+2? math.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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