Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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