why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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