- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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