- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

The dewey decimal system

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Knock knock. Who's there?

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

Chinese men having large penis.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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