Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Wright flyer

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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