- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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