9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Anti Joke

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