- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

A seal walks into a club.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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