- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Check out page 4016 :)

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??