- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

The Princess is in another castle

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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