Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Who invented apple? God

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Anti Joke

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