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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i killed my family

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

My cat just died.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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