Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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a seal walks into a club.

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