A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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