Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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