- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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