Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Apple juice.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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