- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Knock knock

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Alchohol.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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