- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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