Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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