What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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