- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Ask me if im a tree? No

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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