- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Knock, knock -The door's open.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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