- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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